“Nobody believes what you say; it’s just your jive talkin’ that gets in the way.”
"I thought you said they would be out all weekend on a fishing trip!"
Because otherwise you might do something stupid with all that extra free time on Saturdays and Sundays.
- The Master of the Extraordinary
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Lately the “Saturday Night” part has become more figurative than literal. But rather than apologize, we’ll just pull out our nifty little “artistic license”.
"We figured there was too much happiness here for just the two of us, so we figured the next logical step was to have us a critter."
Performing next: the Master of the Extraordinary and the TES Village Idiots!
- The Master of the Extraordinary
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Yeah, yeah, I know it isn’t Saturday night any more. But we were a little occupied with other things. However, you can all relax because your weekly jive is finally here. Have fun, you crazy kids!
Why you should always be suspicious of New Year’s Resolutions:
"This year I'm going to do the dishes, take out the trash, wash the car..."
This is what happens when you tell a nerd to relax.
I knew I picked the wrong job:
I should have been a sheikh…
- The Master of the Extraordinary
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This holday season, get extra close to your lover…
…Without your arm falling asleep!
Although this would be even better…
While we may not be the brightest bulbs in the box (especially Carlos), five bucks says we’re not the only ones who would “jump in” just to be sure.
Finally, we here at Tales of Extraordinary Sanity, would like to wish you and your family a very merry Christmas (except for your Uncle Herbert, who gives us the creeps)!
- The Master of the Extraordinary
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This is a new type of column we are introducing here at Tales of Extraordinary Sanity called “Saturday Night Jives”. Every Saturday evening we are going to post a few of our favorite images, videos and sites that we came across during the previous week. Comments, criticisms, or suggestions for the following week are more than welcome. Enjoy (or I’ll come and find you)!
Can I help you?
Why you never f#$% with the Marines...
Tell your kids: creativity kills.
- The Master of the Extraordinary
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