Yeah, yeah, I know it isn’t Saturday night any more. But we were a little occupied with other things. However, you can all relax because your weekly jive is finally here. Have fun, you crazy kids!
Why you should always be suspicious of New Year’s Resolutions:
This is what happens when you tell a nerd to relax.
I knew I picked the wrong job:
I should have been a sheikh…
- The Master of the Extraordinary

Excuse me while I go make one of those chip footstools. Too cool.
Haha, glad to see I’m not the only one!