I can’t believe they talked me into doing a second one. There is nothing funny about me giving “relationship advice”. I just hope this doesn’t turn into a regular thing….
Dear Master of the Extraordinary,
So I guess you have a cool site or whatever. But like, you need to help me, NOW! I’m having a problem with my boyfriend. We’ve been dating for a couple months and he still hasn’t visited my home, even though I’ve been to his place all the time. Whenever I suggest it, he always says he is too busy or simply changes the subject. It’s very weird. I live with five other girls, who are practically sisters to me. I’m sure he would get along with them, and they would find him adorable. While the house can be a bit hectic and loud at times, it’s still a lot of fun. Please tell me, what can I do to get him to come over?? Thanks so much!
Dear Perplexed Girlfriend,
Your boyfriend doesn’t want to take part in your estrogen-fueled slumber parties? I’m so shocked to hear that; I can’t imagine why (sarcasm). Whoever said that girls were the gentler sex obviously never had to live with them. They are loud, messy, and they create drama by talking about each other behind their backs instead of just stepping outside and having it out. Be thankful your boyfriend hasn’t set foot inside your house yet! It’s better this way; trust me.
The Master of the Extraordinary
-Ed. Just to be clear, the views expressed by The Master of the Extraordinary are his and his alone. They do not necessarily reflect the views of the site as a whole. I think you should just tell your boyfriend how you feel. If he can’t respect your feelings then dump him.
Fucking pansy! No wonder you’re alone. Nobody cares what you think. Also I’m supposed tell people that if they want me to give them advice then they should write me with their questions at email@example.com (please don’t!).
-The Master of the Extraordinary